How to make nerdy weight gain shake with Clen?

My “Nerdy” Weight Gain Shake

Nerd + Weight Gain Shake = Chick Magnet.

I’m trying to gain a few pounds over the next few months, so here’s what I’m doing:

Every night before bed, I make a homemade weight gain shake.

Nerdy Weight Gain Shake.

16 ounces cold water
2 scoops protein powder (chocolate)
2 ounces of half & half
1 raw egg.


Calories: 520
Protein: 83 gram
Fat: 13 grams
Carbs: 5 grams

Why do I call this a “nerdy” weight gain shake? It’s because I use MATH (gasp!) every week to change what goes in the shake.

You’ll notice I’m only using 2 ounces of half & half cream and only one egg.

There’s a reason for that.

Because the first week I start taking this shake, I gain weight with just 2 ounces of half & half and one raw egg.

But inevitably, progress slows. And when I stop gaining weight, I simply adjust the ingredients in this shake.

Instead of 16 ounces of cold water and 2 ounces of half & half cream, I’ll do 14 ounces of water and 4 ounces of half & half cream. Plus I’ll add an extra raw egg.

That should be enough to get the scale moving again. But if not, I’ll just keep increasing the amount of half & half cream, and adding more eggs to the shake. (Honestly, you can’t even taste the eggs.)

There you have it:

A nerdy weight gain shake.

The great juicy shake

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